Why Brothers Will Guide You to Healthy Relationships With Other Men

I wrote this for a client but he rejected it (he's in a straitjacket now at some hospital). So I'm posting this here. Enjoy everyone:

Title: Why Brothers Will Guide You to Healthy Relationships With Other Men

Let’s face it – brothers are really good to have around, especially if you are the type to get into the wrong relationships with the wrong men. Brothers will guide you to the right men because brothers know what other men are thinking about you. Here is a list of why your brother will help you find healthy relationships:

Brothers once played dollies with you.

Yes, that same hulking behemoth who inhales food like a vacuum cleaner at the family dinner table was once your constant playmate when you were young. Your brother was your regular companion and so he knows when to be there for you when you are going through tough times, bouncing back from a bad relationship.

Brothers know when sisters are in trouble.

They just know. And don’t be surprised if he invades your privacy just to tell you that your guy is bad news – he’s doing that out of love. Your brother wants you to have the best relationship possible.

Brothers know how far their territory goes.

Don’t be surprised either if your brother sends suitor after suitor away just as they are prepared to enter your home. Your brother wants to protect you and the best way to do that is to show your suitors that he is the man of the house.

Brothers will never date anyone you hate, so he doesn’t want you dating someone he hates.

Your brother wants the family to like whoever he or you bring over for a getting-to-know-you dinner because that is how you keep peace in the house. And remember, brothers know what other guys are thinking about you. So if your brother makes it plain he disapproves of your current beau it would be wise to send your boyfriend away.

Brothers are good at picking up the pieces, even if they hate that.

If you have just broken up with your boyfriend for any reason, your brother knows that the best way to get you out of that funk is to date someone better. So your brother will let you cry it out of your system then help you put the broken pieces of your life together because that’s what brothers do.

Brothers sometimes meet the best guys through their own girlfriends.

If your brother has a girlfriend your brother probably knows a lot of other guys that are friends with his girl. Without you knowing it, your brother probably has someone lined up for you to date already (with his approval).

Brothers have to answer to Mom and Dad if you wind up with the wrong guy.

Yep, there is a higher power – two of them actually, and one is named Mom and the other is named Dad. If you have never heard your parents tell your brother to watch over you, that’s because that’s a common secret between your brother and your parents. If somehow your brother fails to guide or protect you, that means World War III will break out at home.

Now that you know why brothers are the best advisors for health relationships, you can freely go on dating other men – just be sure your brother knows about it first. Brothers like that.